ok, so the other day i woke up and stumbled online… i opened up my browser to Yahoo! and saw the following headline:

and for a split second i had this urge to check the link to see if i was on the list. crazy, i know, but it’s true. it’s kind of like when you’re in a store or are at someone else’s house and the phone rings — for a split second, you wonder who’s calling you. because it’s always about you we’re all just pavlov’s dogs in the end, i guess.

anyway, i checked the list, because even though i had a pretty good idea i wasn’t on it, i wasn’t sure if it was one of those “listen to win” kind of deals. turns out i’m not a new cardinal after all.

bummer.