i guess i am just going to have to come out with it…

i have no sense of humor.

it’s true. i had to have it surgically removed, along with my spleen, after a dirtbike accident in 1989. it’s not so bad… it only hurts when i cry.

don’t worry though, luckily i’ve been able to secure a rental from my local party city outlet. and if that doesn’t work, i’m sure that slamming back a few beers thursday afternoon will get me through.

thanks for your concern though… it feels good to have this out in the open.