Sun 23 May 2004
Pressing Forward
Posted by site admin under eBay
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Yeah — I know I haven’t been updating the quest. There’s a simple reason for that, despite my patience and good faith, eBay seems to have forgotten the power of a personal reply. I can’t say I’m not disappointed, but this only fuels my fire to prove what I know to be true. And that is that I should be the Poet Laureate of eBay.com. It seems so clear to me… like a vision. Like an epiphany. Despite my initial set-back, I’m pressing forward on my letter writing campaign. I’m rededicating myself to the cause. I feel that this is not only important to me, and not only important to eBay (although they may not realize it yet)… it’s completely and vitally important to the entire world of poetry and literature.
So with that, I’m firing up the old printer, pulling out the stamps and trying this the old fashioned way. That’s right — the US Postal Service. Neither rain, nor snow, nor sleet, nor hail, nor gloom of night, will stay these couriers from their daily appointed rounds… and it shan’t stay me either.
In the meantime, I’ll leave you with this little bit of eBay haiku:
WEEBLES HAUNTED HOUSE SCARED GIRL
terror strikes quickly
innocence realizes fate
there’s nowhere to run