Archive for July 28th, 2004
I really need to add a category to my blog postings… the category would be “Rampant Stupidity”. The next category that would logically follow would be “Wow”. But who pays attention to these categories anyway? No one. Absolutely.
Today I was just working at the desk, minding my own business when out of the corner of my eye I noticed a label on a candle: WARNING: Fire and Hot Wax. Well now… Fire and Hot Wax, you say? In a candle? Since when?
As if that weren’t bad enough… the warning label continues on for an entire paragraph. Now I may be out of line to suggest that this is unnecessary, but a candle should be pretty straightforward, don’t you think? But just so I don’t leave any of you in danger, I’d like to pass along this advice: Do not put your nose near the flame when smelling the scent of this candle.
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