the metafictional blues

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Worry no more! Just run your Christmas letter through one of the filters listed here and spice up your language just in time for the holidays.

Dr. Elmo Shropshire, the master behind such hits as “Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer” has co-written another dysfunctional holiday song for the season.
The song was co-written by Mill Valley’s Rita Abrams, Dr. Elmo’s longtime collaborator and my significant other. But her work stands on its own merits, I hasten to [...]

A moment of silence, please:
A fire has gutted the five-room cabin in Athens, Georgia, believed to be the inspiration for The B-52’s song “Love Shack.” Singer Kate Pierson lived in the cabin in the 1970s.

The cabin was unoccupied and undergoing renovations, and Allisa Huestis was planning to move in next week. She says The B-52’s [...]

Ted Nugent, rock and roll bow hunter extraordinaire, has offered to take on the challenge of culling pesky suburban deer populations. It’s one of his many services apparently.

I started bow hunting on my father’s back before I could walk,” he said. “I have been anointed in God’s tooth-and-claw nature system, and I bow [...]