These are my confessions… Things I actually say to Jamelah:

[21:34] Caryn: oh by the way
[21:34] Caryn: have you heard that song
[21:34] Caryn: i think it’s by “ciara”
[21:34] Caryn: called i think “one two step”
[21:34] Jamelah: i don’t think so
[21:34] Caryn: it’s all “let me see your one-two step”
[21:34] Jamelah: it was going to come on the radio today after a commercial break, but i got home before the commercial break was over
[21:34] Caryn: and she’s all singing and i think missy elliot is on it
[21:34] Caryn: anyway
[21:35] Caryn: she has this line that says something about blah blah blah i’m so hot and “yes i flaunt it”
[21:35] Caryn: and i swear until today
[21:35] Caryn: i thought she said
[21:35] Caryn: yes i farted
[21:35] Jamelah: hahahahaha
[21:35] Caryn: and the next line goes
[21:35] Caryn: “the goodies make the boys jump on it”
[21:35] Caryn: and i’m like WHOA!
[21:35] Jamelah: hahahah
[21:35] Jamelah: man
[21:36] Caryn: i was like “ok things are out of control”
[21:36] Jamelah: that’s pretty good
[21:37] Caryn: you have to hear it — i’m not totally convinced that’s not what she says

Mmmmhm.