Unlike Beck, I haven’t actually been crazy with the Cheez Whiz, but crazy with the clearance priced Valentine’s Day candy. (Also, I don’t have two turntables, but I do have a microphone. Check out some of the updated audio here.) Against my better judgement I picked up an extra bag of conversation hearts to prolong the high of my 22oz. bag that’s nearly empty. An almost too close to the harsh reality of my candy blitz, after the clearance discount, I think the new bag cost me about a dime. Yes. A dime bag. And it’s already Peeps season. I’m doomed.