I haven’t been able to post as much as I would have liked lately, what with Paris’ cell phone list being leaked and all. You wouldn’t believe some of these calls. Anyway, this is quite unfortunate because I haven’t been able to document and report all the fantastic things that I have to report and document. All of the things I tell Jamelah, “I may have to blog that.”

So I’m ashamed. Especially since this is Samuel Pepys’ birthday and he didn’t have to make excuses for not writing everything down — he just did it. I will make a greater effort to follow his example and press on, as there are many tales left to tell and many made up words that need to be exposed for the frauds they are, such as Taco Bell’s recent introduction of the fake term “Stuft”. Your burritos are tasty without the fancy language, Taco Bell, so stop it.

Upward and onward …