the metafictional blues

Call me anything you want to, baby.
I wonder how many times I can listen to the extended original version of Wham!’s “I’m Your Man” … we’re about to find out.

Your Linguistic Profile:

65% General American English

20% Yankee

10% Midwestern

5% Upper Midwestern

0% Dixie

What Kind of American English Do You Speak?

I need to work on my Dixie, I guess. I am really not just whistling it, either.

Let’s get this out of the way — I generally don’t like stuff. I’m irritable, irrational and contrary. I usually don’t like people telling me what to do or how to do it and I certainly can’t stand the idea that we all have to bow down to the same [...]

The Locust Tree in Flower
Among
of
green
stiff
old
bright
broken
branch
come
white
sweet
May
again
– William Carlos Williams

This week the air has been thick with the scent of locust trees flowering and I’m hit with the sweetness of this May ritual each time I step outside. Clumps of white hang heavy on unassuming branches and swing along the treeline. This could easily go [...]

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