Archive for October, 2005

You just never know what you might find on MPR: That’s no bear – that’s a pig! Apparently it’s open season on “feral pigs” in Wisconsin … but these aren’t stand-ins for Babe or Wilbur. According to the article, “They’re smart, fast, and aggressive.” I think that’s just a horror movie trailer waiting to happen.

They’re smart.

They’re fast.

They’re aggressive.

And now they’re declaring open season on us.
Opening Christmas 2005

So if you decide to go wandering along the south shore of Lake Superior, be sure to shave your back before you go … or wear your safety orange. Don’t say I didn’t warn you. If the hogs don’t get you, the DNR will.

Elmo Impersonator Accused of Harassment … and you thought we wouldn’t be able to top the Tonya Harding story.

I had to wonder after reading this headline: Man arrested, charged after tussle with Tonya Harding … does anyone really “tussle” with Tonya Harding? I always kind of thought it was more like “getting your ass beat” …