Where does the time go? Well that’s a question for another day, friends, because here are the latest entries in everyone’s favorite (really, it is.) online feature… Musical Questions … Answered:

1. Oddly enough, Bob Dylan has to check… “Is it rollin’, Bob?”
Answer: Yes, for the last time: IT IS ROLLIN’!! Get on with it already.

2. The Pet Shop Boys have the audacity to ask, “Which do you choose, the hard or soft option?”
Answer: I’m assuming we’re not talking about ice cream here…

3. That scamp Mick Jagger wants to know, “Whatsamattawitchuboy?”
Answer: Not that it’s any of your business, but I’ve got a bunion that is just killing me.

4. “Rock and roll hootchie-coo!” proclaims Rick Derringer…
Answer: Ok, that’s not even a question. But yes, I agree.

5. And finally, Alanis keeps asking, “Isn’t it ironic, don’t you think?”
Answer: Actually, no, no it’s not. But I’ll give you annoying.