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Under Pressure

18th October
2006
written by Caryn

I’m sure I’m the only one who feels this way, but sometimes I’m truly disappointed when that opening riff starts up and it’s not “Ice Ice Baby”. This is probably because my style, much like that of Vanilla Ice, is also like a chemical spill. Corrosive and a threat to wildlife everywhere.

More on that later, but for now … word to your mother.

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2 Comments

  1. jamelah
    19/10/2006

    I actually get mad whenever I hear that song and realize that it’s not “Ice Ice Baby”. Also, just for the record, I had to recite all the lyrics to the Vanilla Ice opus while typing this comment. You know, because if my rhyme was a drug, I’d sell it by the gram.

  2. jamelah.net » of retirement and justin timberlake
    19/10/2006

    [...] Timberlake, I am very very disappointed in you, and if you don’t straighten up your act, I am going to be forced to find a new muse. Unfortunately, I think Vanilla Ice is taken. [...]