Comments on: You Got Your Mushroom in My Fruit Smoothie http://lit-fuse.net/blog/2007/05/you-got-your-mushroom-in-my-fruit-smoothie/ what's on, in and around my mind Sat, 05 Feb 2011 22:12:43 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.2.1 By: littlewhiteliar http://lit-fuse.net/blog/2007/05/you-got-your-mushroom-in-my-fruit-smoothie/comment-page-1/#comment-33132 littlewhiteliar Fri, 04 May 2007 19:10:08 +0000 http://lit-fuse.net/blog/?p=522#comment-33132 This list could go ON. But I will start with: 1) Meat. (Other than sometimes VERY dry chicken, but don't tell.) 2) "Meaty" vegetables - aubergines, tomatoes and mushrooms come to mind. 3) Any cold food mixed in with any hot food. Like warm chicken (not that I eat that - shh) on top of a cold salad. WHY? 4) "Stuffed" whatever. What the fuck is the "stuff!" It could be anything! 5) Mayonnaise. First of all, it's a "condiment" which is the most disgusting-sounding name for a food item ever, like a cross between a tiny living quarter for Jewish grandmothers and a flavored form of contraception. Also it's made ONLY from two things: grease, and the byproduct of a chicken's vagina. Ugh ugh ugh! This list could go ON. But I will start with:

1) Meat. (Other than sometimes VERY dry chicken, but don’t tell.)

2) “Meaty” vegetables – aubergines, tomatoes and mushrooms come to mind.

3) Any cold food mixed in with any hot food. Like warm chicken (not that I eat that – shh) on top of a cold salad. WHY?

4) “Stuffed” whatever. What the fuck is the “stuff!” It could be anything!

5) Mayonnaise. First of all, it’s a “condiment” which is the most disgusting-sounding name for a food item ever, like a cross between a tiny living quarter for Jewish grandmothers and a flavored form of contraception. Also it’s made ONLY from two things: grease, and the byproduct of a chicken’s vagina. Ugh ugh ugh!

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