The One in Which I Wait for Peapod to Deliver My Groceries

Brought to you in IMasterpiece Theatre format:
Caryn: i think i’ve been stood up by the grocery people
Jamelah: bastards!
Caryn: i will be very upset
Caryn: but they are supposed to be here by 9:30
Jamelah: yeah it’s 9:30
Caryn: wah
Caryn: i feel crushed
Jamelah: is there anyone you can call and kill?
Caryn: damn people
Caryn: i hate people!!!!
Jamelah: me too
Caryn: and [...]